40 more reasons why the IDF is the Most Moral Army in the World™

No army in the world is as daring, brave, and, most importantly, as moral as the IDF. It has given many, many proofs of its morality especially since October 7.

The bravery and morality of the IDF remains unmatched. Just ask this kid.

You read the 40 reasons why the Israeli Occupation Forces (IOF) — also known as the Israeli Defence Forces (IDF) — is the Most Moral Army in the World™.

But that list fell short of covering the IDF in its full glory. The IDF, in its ongoing campaign — some would call it a genocide, but don’t listen to them — in Gaza, has given even more evidence of its bravery, daring, and, most importantly, its morality.

None other than Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has called the IDF the Most Moral Army in the World™. Since there is hardly a leader anywhere in the world as credible and morally-upright as Netanyahu, his attestation of the IDF should more than suffice.

But since naysayers abound, more evidence needs to be presented to justify the IDF’s tag as the Most Moral Army in the World™. This article does exactly that.

Here’s a list of 40 more reasons that will make any army like the IDF, i.e., the Most Moral Army in the World™:

1. Use children of the enemy as human shields while accusing them of doing the same

2. Kill paramedics because, you know, you can always label them human shields and manufacture proof later

3. Pulverise entire buildings, home to media houses, to dust because the enemy was using journalists as human shields. Is it getting tiring?

4. Keep your enemies in solitary confinement for so long that they lose their minds

5. Sip coffee as your teenage enemies bleed to death after you shot multiple bullets in their heads

6. Steal the dead bodies of the enemy and keep them as “refrigerated hostages” for years on end, make the dead bodies serve the remainder of their sentences if the convict dies in prison, denying the dead and their families proper farewell and burial

7. Bury their dead in unmarked graves, leaving their families in the dark about their final resting place

8. Harvest the organs of the dead enemy (and even your own folk) without the consent of their families, and when the story gets out, scream “antisemitism” and “blood libel.” Do it again

9. Bomb indiscriminately, killing thousands and thousands of civilians using overwhelming and disproportionate force. In fact, make it a state policy and give it a fancy name, like, say, the Dahiya doctrine

10. Order the people in the enemy territory to move to another location, but bomb their new location and also bomb them on their way to the new location. In other words, just bomb

11. Steal the necklace from a soon-to-be-bride who you just murdered

12. Mutilate the bodies of civilians and run bulldozers over them

13. Help an elderly cross the road and then shoot him in the back when the camera stops filming

14. Give water to the thirsty and then shoot them at their feet when the camera stops rolling

15. Besiege hospitals, all of them, render them useless by destroying the generators, oxygen supply machines, and X-ray machines, torture their staff, then bomb them to oblivion, and leave them with strewn rotting corpses

16. Demand the evacuation of hospitals and then shoot at evacuees despite them waving white flags

17. Cut off essential supplies to incubators holding days-old premature babies, ultimately killing at least 2 of them

18. Make a show of delivering incubators to a hospital that doesn’t need them, as it has incubators to which you cut essential supplies off

19. Shoot at patients, including quadriplegics, in the neck and kidnap the injured from ambulances

20. Show an artist’s conception of your enemy taking over parts of hospital buildings to plan and coordinate its military activities, but when your obvious lie gets found out, just delete it from the internet. Surely, no one will notice
    

21. Kidnap the head doctor — and other doctors — of the largest hospital in the region that you intend to occupy and destroy

22. Produce a slick 3D rendering of an enemy base supposedly running from under a hospital but fail to unearth the said base after conquering the hospital, as the base never existed

23. Make the ground-breaking discovery of a calendar on a hospital wall, yes, a calendar, and broadcast it to the world as a smoking gun for an enemy hideout

24. Give foreign journalists guided tours of hospitals in the enemy territories while barring them from asking any questions of doctors or patients in the hospitals

25. Gift your 2-year-old daughter on her birthday the bombing of a building because what else would a toddler want as a birthday gift?

26. Kill United Nations workers by the hundreds and then berate them at the UN headquarters

27. Fly your national flag atop a school you have just bombed and at the beaches because the recreation of the American flag on Iwo Jima or the Soviet flag on the Reichstag won’t happen on its own

28. Prevent worshippers from entering one of the holiest mosques on the most sacred day of the week for Muslims

29. Protect settlers when they perform provocative dances and religious rituals in one of the most sacred mosques in the world

30. Throw stun grenades in mosques while the call for prayer is being given because why not?

31. Make it illegal for the indigenous population to collect rainwater, yes, rainwater

32. Accuse the enemy of beheading babies and raping women without ever — really, ever — producing even one piece of credible evidence while you do exactly what you accuse your enemy of doing

33. Order tank shells on your own people, incinerating a 12-year-old so thoroughly that it would be hard to find her remains

34. Burn your own folks so badly with missile fire that they become indistinguishable from the enemy, so much so that you pass them off as the enemy

35. Call your enemy “worse than ISIS” even though your enemy fought ISIS, also call them “the new Nazis” even though your acts exactly mirror those of the Nazis

36. Bluster about eliminating enemy tunnels while having the explicit rule never to enter a tunnel because if you can talk the talk, why must you also walk the walk?

37. Threaten journalists for covering your ongoing genocide by calling them from anonymous numbers

38. Snipe at civilians to badly injure them, then shoot at anyone approaching the injured to administer medical care. Do all this during a truce

39. Violate the terms of the ceasefire deal soon after agreeing to it

40. Release prisoners as part of a prisoner swap deal and then arrest the same number of new prisoners

Memorise the complete list. Share it. Print it. Hell, take multiple prints and paste them on your living room walls and office boards. Let everyone know the daring, bravery, and morality of the proud soldiers of the IDF, whom the United States funds to the tune of $3.8 billion every year and is ever ready to loosen its purse strings for. The US and its allies also support the Most Moral Army in the World™ with ample military aid.

But most importantly, never forget: the Israel Defence Forces, or the IDF, is the Most Moral Army in the World™. It’s a fact. And if anyone argues against it, it’s only because they are vile antisemites who want all Jews dead.

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