40 reasons why the IDF is the Most Moral Army in the World™
There is no other army in the world that is as daring, as brave, and most importantly, as moral as the IDF. I have the receipts.
The Israel Defence Forces, or the IDF, is the Most Moral Army in the World™. It’s a fact. And if anyone argues against it, it’s only because they are vile antisemites who hate Jews. What other reason could be there for hating an army that is actively committing genocide?
Here’s a laundry list of activities that will make any army like the IDF, i.e., the Most Moral Army in the World™:
Confine 2.3 million people in “the largest concentration camp ever to exist” with no freedom of movement and surveil them continuously
Put the detainees of the concentration camp on a diet, i.e., give them just enough food so that they don’t die of hunger
Test your latest weapons on the captive populations and sell the said weapons to the world, terming them battle-tested
Bomb the captives routinely; call it “mowing the lawn”
Kill your own people, bomb your own posts, and make it a state policy with a fancy name, like, say, the Hannibal Directive
Lay a complete siege on the concentration camp by cutting its food, water, and electricity supply down to zero
Bomb hospitals, continuously
Bomb ambulances, or better still, bomb entire ambulance convoys
Bomb refugee camps again and again, and again, and again, and again; better if you kill 2,000 to 3,500 refugees in 2 days
Bomb schools
Bomb universities
Bomb churches
Bomb mosques, at least 26 of them. The more, the merrier
Massacre children, more than 4,100 of them
Decapitate babies, as many babies as you can
Wipe out entire families, leaving no trace of family names
Destroy civilian infrastructure
Drop chemical bombs on civilians
Bomb your own people to death in the enemy territory because they were only a ruse, never the priority anyway
Kill journalists because only fools leave witnesses to their crimes. Better kill at a rate of more than one journalist per day
Cut internet connection while killing because, again, only fools leave means for the victims to broadcast their annihilation
Render half the population homeless
Create multi-generational refugees
Violate women, better if it’s in front of their children
Arrest children for no reason and try them in military courts
Strip innocent and legal workers naked and torture them
Abuse and torture detainees, including minors
Beat civilians for no reason, and film yourself doing so because the world needs to see your bravery
Protect illegal settlers as they beat 3-year-olds and other natives
Bulldoze homes of the natives
Help settlers steal the houses of the natives
Join settlers in binding, stripping, beating, burning, and urinating upon the natives
Participate with settlers in uprooting centuries-old olive trees, 800,000 of them
Join settlers in stealing money and other possessions of the natives
Conduct routine night raids on the houses of the natives you have occupied
Kill the natives, but don’t let their dead rest: excavate graves to build amusement parks
Kill peaceful protesters and scar them for life
Kneecap protesters — 42 knees in a day — although killing is preferable
Sing along to songs of genocide, ethnic cleansing, and colonisation
Help trash and desecrate one of the holiest sites for Muslims routinely. Better still, do it on the holiest days and nights of the Islamic calendar
Memorise the complete list. Share it. Print it. Hell, take multiple prints and paste them on your living room walls and office boards. Let everyone know the daring, bravery, and morality of the proud soldiers of the IDF, whom the United States funds to the tune of $3.8 billion every year and is ever ready to loosen its purse strings for. The US and its allies also support the Most Moral Army in the World™ with ample military aid.
But most importantly, never forget: the Israel Defence Forces, or the IDF, is the Most Moral Army in the World™. It’s a fact. And if anyone argues against it, it’s only because they are vile antisemites who want all Jews dead.
I need your help to continue writing. If you like my articles, help me write more of them by buying me a coffee. You can also buy me a paid monthly subscription on Ko-fi. Thank you.
While devastating, this is an excellent well researched collection of information, and I will definitely be putting it to good use. Thank you ❤️🇵🇸
Thanking you for speaking the hard horrific truth. We witness, and we remember, we teach, and we pray, a better world is possible. From the River to the Sea ❤️🇵🇸