40 reasons why the IDF is the Most Moral Army in the World™

There is no other army in the world that is as daring, as brave, and most importantly, as moral as the IDF. I have the receipts.

A daring, brave, and moral IDF soldier tackles a child.

The Israel Defence Forces, or the IDF, is the Most Moral Army in the World™. It’s a fact. And if anyone argues against it, it’s only because they are vile antisemites who hate Jews. What other reason could be there for hating an army that is actively committing genocide?

Here’s a laundry list of activities that will make any army like the IDF, i.e., the Most Moral Army in the World™:

1. Confine 2.3 million people in “the largest concentration camp ever to exist” with no freedom of movement and surveil them continuously

2. Put the detainees of the concentration camp on a diet, i.e., give them just enough food so that they don’t die of hunger

3. Test your latest weapons on the captive populations and sell the said weapons to the world, terming them battle-tested

4. Bomb the captives routinely; call it “mowing the lawn”

5. Kill your own people, bomb your own posts, and make it a state policy with a fancy name, like, say, the Hannibal Directive

6. Lay a complete siege on the concentration camp by cutting its food, water, and electricity supply down to zero

7. Bomb hospitals, continuously

8. Bomb ambulances, or better still, bomb entire ambulance convoys

9. Bomb refugee camps again and again, and again, and again, and again; better if you kill 2,000 to 3,500 refugees in 2 days

10. Bomb schools

11. Bomb universities

12. Bomb churches

13. Bomb mosques, at least 26 of them. The more, the merrier

14. Massacre children, more than 4,100 of them

15. Decapitate babies, as many babies as you can

16. Wipe out entire families, leaving no trace of family names

17. Destroy civilian infrastructure

18. Drop chemical bombs on civilians

19. Bomb your own people to death in the enemy territory because they were only a ruse, never the priority anyway

20. Kill journalists because only fools leave witnesses to their crimes. Better kill at a rate of more than one journalist per day

21. Cut internet connection while killing because, again, only fools leave means for the victims to broadcast their annihilation

22. Render half the population homeless

23. Create multi-generational refugees

24. Violate women, better if it’s in front of their children

25. Arrest children for no reason and try them in military courts

26. Strip innocent and legal workers naked and torture them

27. Abuse and torture detainees, including minors

28. Beat civilians for no reason, and film yourself doing so because the world needs to see your bravery

29. Protect illegal settlers as they beat 3-year-olds and other natives

30. Bulldoze homes of the natives

31. Help settlers steal the houses of the natives

32. Join settlers in binding, stripping, beating, burning, and urinating upon the natives

33. Participate with settlers in uprooting centuries-old olive trees, 800,000 of them

34. Join settlers in stealing money and other possessions of the natives

35. Conduct routine night raids on the houses of the natives you have occupied

36. Kill the natives, but don’t let their dead rest: excavate graves to build amusement parks

37. Kill peaceful protesters and scar them for life

38. Kneecap protesters — 42 knees in a day — although killing is preferable

39. Sing along to songs of genocide, ethnic cleansing, and colonisation

40. Help trash and desecrate one of the holiest sites for Muslims routinely. Better still, do it on the holiest days and nights of the Islamic calendar

Memorise the complete list. Share it. Print it. Hell, take multiple prints and paste them on your living room walls and office boards. Let everyone know the daring, bravery, and morality of the proud soldiers of the IDF, whom the United States funds to the tune of $3.8 billion every year and is ever ready to loosen its purse strings for. The US and its allies also support the Most Moral Army in the World™ with ample military aid.

But most importantly, never forget: the Israel Defence Forces, or the IDF, is the Most Moral Army in the World™. It’s a fact. And if anyone argues against it, it’s only because they are vile antisemites who want all Jews dead.

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